fun date idea: Go down on me while I shop online with ur credit card
I don’t think someone could focus on the internet while I was going down on them.
you over estimate your skill and underestimate the joy of shopping
european dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: omg how adorable!!!
south asian dude: *struggles to speak english with a heavy accent*
everyone: uh wow lol go back to your country
half-a-homo said: Spoons are just tiny bowls on sticks
Bikes are just acoustic motorcycles